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“99.9% of the people are dumb!” : “Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%”
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Chuck Norris wins AmChuck Norris wins American Idol humming the Tetris theme.
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Chuck Norris could lChuck Norris could land a whale with his wedding tackle.
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A comet will erase tA comet will erase the human race, the sciencists called the comet Chuck Norris.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The United States’ women 4×400-meter relay team celebrates winning the gold medal at the 2024 Summer Olympics, Saturday, Aug. 10, 2024, in Saint-Denis, France. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader) SAINT-DENI…
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Steven Seagal crosseSteven Seagal crossed the road because Chuck Norris stuffed Seagal’s head up a chicken’s ass.
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