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The meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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Bruises are caused bBruises are caused by Chuck Norris tapping you with his finger.
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Atomic Annie: The Army BuAtomic Annie: The Army Built the World’s Only Nuclear Artillery ‘Cannon’ What You Need to Know: The M65 “Atomic Annie,” introduced in 1952, was the world’s only nuclear artillery cannon. With an impressive range of 30 miles and armed with a 15-kiloton nuclear warhead, the 280mm gun was developed post-WWII as…
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one day 7 year old Cone day 7 year old Chuck Norris swam to europe, next day nazi surrendered
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Most people have 23 Most people have 23 chromosomes, Chuck Norris has 72 and they’re all poisonous
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Monster 4×4 camper van isMonster 4×4 camper van is a go-anywhere work and camp machine Don’t let its bright, friendly stripes fool you – the Iveco Daily Switch 4×4 was the meanest-looking camper van at the year’s largest RV Show. By far. The towering RV was also among the show’s most versatile, combining Iveco’s highly…
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Chuck Norris goes onChuck Norris goes on a daily walk to the moon!
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