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only you can preventonly you can prevent forest fires, only Chuck Norris can prevent roundhouse kicks..he just doesn’t try

Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota  (TOYOF)  sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…

Musk’s cost-cutting team Musk’s cost-cutting team is laying off workers at the auto safety agency NEW YORK — Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team is eliminating jobs at the vehicle safety agency that oversees Tesla and has launched investigations into deadly crashes involving his company’s cars. The Nat…

Chuck Norris can reaChuck Norris can rear-end the car he’s driving.

A sports writer inteA sports writer interviewed Chuck Norris and asked if he had any sports experience. Chuck said he had experience in the broad jump, that he had once jumped 3 broads the same night.