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Chuck Norris recentlChuck Norris recently appeared on a 15-minute segment of ‘Good Morning America’, to promote and demonstrate the Total Gym 1000, while holding a bison in a headlock.

Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota  (TOYOF)  sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…

Chuck Norris can wheChuck Norris can wheelie a unicycle.

Why did the programmWhy did the programmer jump on the table? : Because debug was on his screen.