Chuck Norris breeds
Chuck Norris breeds twelve-thousand horsepower horses
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What do Santa’s littWhat do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? : The elf-abet!
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The rope that they mThe rope that they made to hang Saddam Hussien was made out of Chuck Norris’ beard hair. It never released its grip.
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t buy wine. He just stares at a bottle of Welches Grape Juice and it turns into 1945 Chateau Mouton Rothschild out of fear.
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the titanic did not the titanic did not hit an iceberg and sink, Chuck Norris hit the titanic
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Teacher Stunned by StudenTeacher Stunned by Student Gift of Carton of Eggs for Valentine’s Day One lucky teacher might have received the best gift of all for Valentine’s Day: a carton of eggs while the country experiences a shortage.
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The last person thatThe last person that goosed Chuck Norris lost a finger, hand and forearm from his crimped butt cheeks.
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