After each of his t
After each of his trademark orgies, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He instead hangs upside-down from the ceiling and stares at his chosen ones until they put their clothes on and get the fuck out so the next group can enter.
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In the DC comics, thIn the DC comics, the only known thing to break a panel’s lines is the beard of Chuck Norris.
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I WRITE MY JOKES IN I WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. : THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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Pope Francis in critical Pope Francis in critical condition with early kidney failure but remains alert as prayers pour in ROME (AP) — Pope Francis remained in critical condition Sunday and blood tests showed early kidney failure but he remains alert, responsive and attended Mass, the Vatican said, as the 88-year-old pontiff battles pneumonia and…
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If you think your heIf you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip.
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Chuckeroo = Chuck NoChuckeroo = Chuck Norris spam.
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