Chuck Norris once p
Chuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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Did you hear about tDid you hear about the crime in the parking garage? : It was wrong on so many levels.
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I put Chuck Norris iI put Chuck Norris into an online anagram generator and only got one anagram – “Don’t rearrange these letters or else Chuck Norris will rearrange your face.”
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A grocery store cashA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. : I told her “No, thanks. The carton works fine”.
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Ben Affleck, Gillian AndeBen Affleck, Gillian Anderson to star in Netflix movie ‘Animals’ – UPI.com Oscar-winner Ben Affleck is set to star in as well as direct the new Netflix movie, “Animals.”
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All the religions ofAll the religions of the world believe that reading Chuck Norris facts aloud daily increases your chances of surviving till the next day.
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