Chuck Norris abduct
Chuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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The Thousand IslandsThe Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.
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Baltimore Baltimore Key Bridge collapse: All we know about the ship crash and victims – description The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, has collapsed after a ship hit one of its support columns, and as many as 20 people have fallen into the water, officials say. Here is what we kn – source…
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Superintendent Carvalho aSuperintendent Carvalho addresses reports of individuals impersonating ICE agents in communities The Los Angeles Unified School District superintendent warns of reports that individuals are falsely impersonating immigration officers in local communities.
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Georgia congressman movesGeorgia congressman moves to help Trump acquire Greenland and rename it ‘Red, White and Blueland’ Rep. Buddy Carter, R-Ga., introduced a bill on Tuesday called the “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025,” which would Americanize Greenland’s name if acquired by the U.S.
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Newly unsealed documents Newly unsealed documents reveal more details of prosecutors’ evidence in 9/11 attacks Newly unsealed documents give one of the most detailed views yet of the evidence gathered on the accused 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, including how prosecutors allege he and others interacted with the hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11,…
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As Chuck Norris’ bigAs Chuck Norris’ biggest fan once put it, “There’s a certain poetic quality to my killing sprees.”
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