Chuck Norris mastur
Chuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.
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Watch: Quincy Wilson, 16,Watch: Quincy Wilson, 16, U.S. men’s 4x400M relay team advance to final – UPI.com Teen sprinting sensation Quincy Wilson clocked a 47.27-second first leg in his Olympics debut Friday, as USA’s 4×400-meter men’s relay team advanced to the Paris 2024 final in Saint Denis, France.
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Did you hear about tDid you hear about the crime in the parking garage? : It was wrong on so many levels.
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Being kind is more rBeing kind is more rewarding than being right.
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Milton woman hospitalizedMilton woman hospitalized after being found shot in vehicle, police say Crime Milton woman hospitalized after being found shot in vehicle, police say A 43-year-old Milton woman was found in her car with several gunshot wounds Thursday morning, Milton police said. A 43-ye…
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Try to not complimenTry to not compliment people on things they don’t control.
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