The meteor that ble
The meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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Flying high: Kew botanistFlying high: Kew botanists and paramotorists survey rare plants in Peru Soaring with an engine strapped to your back is faster than walking and more environmentally friendly than a 4×4
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The rope that they mThe rope that they made to hang Saddam Hussien was made out of Chuck Norris’ beard hair. It never released its grip.
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A trip through Vigilante’A trip through Vigilante’s Jeep restomod and restoration wonderland Old SJ-series Jeep models are some of the most iconic American things there are. At Vigilante 4×4 in Texas, however, adding rubber-burning muscle and a whole lot of engineering makes them even more.
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The limit of Chuck NThe limit of Chuck Norris as he approaches infinity does not exist because Chuck Norris has no limits.
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Todays quote is : Old ageTodays quote is : Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
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Chuck Norris can finChuck Norris can finish an “all you can eat” buffet.
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