Area 51 is owned by
Area 51 is owned by Chuck Norris. So are Areas 1-50.
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A sports writer inteA sports writer interviewed Chuck Norris and asked if he had any sports experience. Chuck said he had experience in the broad jump, that he had once jumped 3 broads the same night.
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Todays quote : – :- WhatTodays quote : – :- What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It’s the same as that between Hillary’s ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.
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Chuck Norris was askChuck Norris was asked what he thought of Justin Bieber. Chuck said the thinks Bieber is a waste of good toilet paper.
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Today I will be mainly loToday I will be mainly looking at, Efficiently Simplify 24/365 Total Linkage
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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The expression ‘keepThe expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
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