Just before killing
Just before killing someone, Chuck Norris likes to say ‘where’s your god now?’
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Chuck Norris can recChuck Norris can recline and swivel on a bar stool.
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Relationship Status:Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Chuck Norris was annChuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor’s house. So he punched his neighbor in the throat and moved his house over four blocks.
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A grocery store cashA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. : I told her “No, thanks. The carton works fine”.
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Respect other peopleRespect other people’s opinions, even when they differ from your own.
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Flying high: Kew botanistFlying high: Kew botanists and paramotorists survey rare plants in Peru Soaring with an engine strapped to your back is faster than walking and more environmentally friendly than a 4×4
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