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Atomic Annie: The Army BuAtomic Annie: The Army Built the World’s Only Nuclear Artillery ‘Cannon’ What You Need to Know: The M65 “Atomic Annie,” introduced in 1952, was the world’s only nuclear artillery cannon. With an impressive range of 30 miles and armed with a 15-kiloton nuclear warhead, the 280mm gun was developed post-WWII as…
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When Chuck Norris drWhen Chuck Norris dropped out of kindergarten, a huge crack was formed in the tectonic plates causing a 100 ft tsunami in Japan which killed 1000000 people, and destroyed property worth $999999999999. Some scientists estimate that if he had dropped out from high school, the event would have most certainly destroyed the…