Chuck Norris doesn’
Chuck Norris doesn’t buy wine. He just stares at a bottle of Welches Grape Juice and it turns into 1945 Chateau Mouton Rothschild out of fear.
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Disaster relief bills pasDisaster relief bills pass first stage of legislative session NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WJHL) – Helene recovery remains a top priority for Tennessee state lawmakers during the special legislative session, and a proposed $450 million aid package passed its first hurdle Tuesday. VP Vance: Administration cutting through red tape to speed up Helene recovery…
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Chuck Norris called Chuck Norris called himself Walker because he doesn’t need to run to catch all the bandits.
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Chuck Norris abducteChuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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After watching the mAfter watching the movie ‘Titanic’, Chuck Norris had tears in his eyes. Tears of laughter.
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US Olympic track star KenUS Olympic track star Kendall Ellis says she was scratched 4 minutes before 4x400M relay, left ‘blindsided’ American track star Kendall Ellis said she was scratched from the 4×400-meter relay on Saturday with four minutes to spare, leaving her “blindsided.”
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