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Chuck Norris once haChuck Norris once had pink eye. It is more commonly known as the black death.

Todays quote : – :- WhatTodays quote : – :- What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It’s the same as that between Hillary’s ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.

You can lead a horseYou can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make him eat Tequila jello shots.

Chuck Norris’ penis Chuck Norris’ penis is so massive that kids lose baseballs and frisbees on it