The meteor that ble
The meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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Don’t waste food.Don’t waste food.
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Team USA wins Olympic golTeam USA wins Olympic gold in men’s and women’s 4×400 relay Men hit an Olympic-record time in their gold medal race and women came in only .1 short of the world record to nab their gold medal.
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Chuck Norris once piChuck Norris once pissed into a petrol truck….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Van Gogh only sold oVan Gogh only sold one painting when he was alive.
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Plant a tree.Plant a tree.
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/u/TommyHankster on Has anyone ordered a new defender from a dealership recently and could tell me their experience? I was told new orders will take a year– SC_OFF –> I live in Australia – I have ordered a P400s with some additional options. Regardless of the options, i have been given an estimated date for…
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