When Chuck Norris g
When Chuck Norris gets stabbed with a knife the knife starts to bleed
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Colten: Chuck NorrisColten: Chuck Norris Plus your mom plus you equals two bodies lying in a huge pool of blood and a diabolical smile on Chuck Norris’ face.
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Zen Advice He sufferZen Advice He suffers more than necessary, who suffers before it is necessary. Author Seneca
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If you have five dolIf you have five dollars and Chuck Norris is broke, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Austin Hill wins hometownAustin Hill wins hometown race in Atlanta after last week’s engine failure letdown (NEXSTAR) — After a commanding lead, running front-of-the-pack for 146 of 163 laps, Georgia native Austin Hill took home a victory at Saturday’s NASCAR Xfinity Series’ Bennett Transportation & Logistics 250. The win follows Hill’s heartbreaking loss at last…
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IRS to close more than 12IRS to close more than 120 offices with taxpayer assistance centers The Trump administration plans to shutter more than 110 IRS offices that have taxpayer assistance centers as the White House’s efficiency zeal carves deeper into the tax agency. The plan, outlined in …
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Chuck Norris once peChuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.
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