Chuck Norris never
Chuck Norris never cries, in fact he does the exact opposite. His eyes suck in other people’s tears.
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Chuck Norris once stChuck Norris once strangled a man to death with a cordless phone.
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The Killers sang ‘I’The Killers sang ‘I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier’. It’s vice-versa for Chuck Norris.
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GB win bronze in the men’GB win bronze in the men’s 4x400m relay final Watch as Team GB quartet made up of Alex Haydock-Wilson, Matt Hudson-Smith, Lewis Davey and Charlie Dobson, win bronze in the 4x400m men’s relay final at Paris 2024.
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If Chuck Norris getsIf Chuck Norris gets pulled over, HE lets the policeman off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesnt Chuck Norris doesnt Shit bricks, he shits full size buildings, hence the invention of the Pre-Fabricated homes.
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