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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.

Chuck Norris once grChuck Norris once grabbed Vin Diesel and inserted his index finger into Vin Diesel’s anus. Vin Diesel got very pissed over the matter. Chuck Norris then started kicking him continously non-stop for a day for not having any sense of humor.

Someone once put ChuSomeone once put Chuck Norris on hold, that’s where the term “Choke Hold” comes from.

Woman airlifted to hospitWoman airlifted to hospital after crash at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, DNR says GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WOOD) — A woman was airlifted to the hospital after an all-terrain vehicle she was driving flipped over on her at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, officials say. Around 1:15 Sunday, a woman was driving the 4×4…

Despite popular beliDespite popular belief, Neil Armstrong wasn’t the first man on the moon, but some random dude named Steve who insulted Chuck Norris by saying that his beard looked stupid. The reason why noone found Steve’s remains was because he evaporated on impact with the moon.