Chuck Norris abduct
Chuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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Chuck Norris knows tChuck Norris knows the meaning of life. In fact, Chuck Norris IS the meaning of life.
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Area 51 is owned by Area 51 is owned by Chuck Norris. So are Areas 1-50.
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Flying high: Kew botanistFlying high: Kew botanists and paramotorists survey rare plants in Peru Soaring with an engine strapped to your back is faster than walking and more environmentally friendly than a 4×4
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Contrary To Popular Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone
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7 Subtle Signs That Show 7 Subtle Signs That Show You a Person Has a Lot of Money in the Bank eclipse_images / Getty Images While shiny cars and giant houses might catch your eye, truly wealthy individuals can be harder to spot. Luckily, financial experts have identified key characteristics t…
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Ancelotti on Modric afterAncelotti on Modric after stunner: ‘Gift for football’ Shaka Hislop reacts to Real Madrid’s 2-0 win over Girona in LaLiga and talks about Kylian Mbappe’s performance. (2:10) Open Extended Reactions Carlo Ancelotti described Luka Modric as “a gift for fo…
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