Chuck Norris walked
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread…and got it.
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For a short period iFor a short period in the mid-70’s, Chuck Norris sported an enormous Chuckfro.
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Today’s useless fact, A sToday’s useless fact, A signature is called a John Hancock because he signed the Declaration of Independence. Only 2 people signed the declaration of independence on July 4. The Last person signed 2 years later.
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Sing in the shower.Sing in the shower.
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Average life span ofAverage life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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the Keebler Elves dothe Keebler Elves do not chose to live in a tree, they are just hiding from Chuck Norris
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