Chuck Norris never
Chuck Norris never had a bustle in his hedgerow, and if he ever does, he won’t be alarmed. In fact, he is the only person on earth who knows what the fuck that actually means.
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Most people have 23 Most people have 23 chromosomes, Chuck Norris has 72 and they’re all poisonous
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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Psaki says Democrats failPsaki says Democrats fail to address what voters ‘actually care about,’ need to ‘break some s—‘ Former Biden press secretary Jen Psaki argued that the Democratic Party needs to overhaul its strategy and understand why it lost in the 2024 election.
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Trump orders large federaTrump orders large federal layoffs; Musk to seek deeper spending cuts washington — U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration on Wednesday ordered federal agencies to undertake more large-scale layoffs of federal workers, as downsizing czar Elon Musk vowed at Trump’s first Cabinet meeting to pursue deeper spending cuts. A new administration memo instructed agencie…
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Junkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep CJunkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep Cherokee with 350K miles A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.
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Chuck Norris’ roundhChuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is an illusion. His right foot doesn’t kick you. His left foot spins the Earth so that your head hits his foot.
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