The Thousand Island
The Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.
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Severe flooding hits the Severe flooding hits the Greek island of Kefalonia- families trapped, roads and homes submerged Heavy rainfall on Thursday night and early Friday morning has caused widespread disruption across Kefalonia, leaving families trapped in vehicles, flooding homes and streets, and triggering landslides and debris flows. The region of Livathous, in the southern…
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Oscars 2025: Everything yOscars 2025: Everything you need to know about the 97th Academy Awards Everything you need to know about the 2025 Oscars, including how to watch, who’s nominated, who’s hosting and more.
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Chuck Norris uses a Chuck Norris uses a submarine periscope as a bong.
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Chuck Norris ALWAYS Chuck Norris ALWAYS has a gun in his pocket. He is never happy to see you.
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Chuck Norris uses crChuck Norris uses crab legs for toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once beChuck Norris once beat John Wayne in a armwrestling match. But, that was when he was 1 and a half.
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