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Chuck Norris was annChuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor’s house. So he punched his neighbor in the throat and moved his house over four blocks.

Aluminum recycler NovelisAluminum recycler Novelis targets up to $12.6bn valuation in US IPO Novelis, owned by Indian billionaire Kumar Mangalam Birla’s Hindalco Industries, is targeting a valuation of up to $12.6 billion in its initial public offering in the United States, the aluminum products maker said on Tuesday. The world’s largest recycler of aluminum, whose…

WATCH: Team USA shatters WATCH: Team USA shatters 4x400m relay world record, more Olympic highlights The U.S. mixed 4x400m relay team shattered the world record by over a full second on Friday evening, blazing to to victory in 3:07.41.

Chuck Norris never cChuck Norris never cries, in fact he does the exact opposite. His eyes suck in other people’s tears.