Once, after chuggin
Once, after chugging a gallon of Captain Morgan Rum, Chuck Norris french kissed a transexual frog. Nine month later, Chaz Bono was born.
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When you’re Chuck NoWhen you’re Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn’t make it… MAKE it.
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV ” type, in the “next six…
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According to Chuck NAccording to Chuck Norris the translation of “hors d’oeuvres” to english is “whores ovaries”.
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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Beck, Cavinder luxury carBeck, Cavinder luxury cars stolen; man arrested The Miami-Dade Sherriff’s Office has arrested a suspect in the burglary and theft of luxury vehicles belonging to University of Miami athletes Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder.
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MSNBC’s Scarborough: TrumMSNBC’s Scarborough: Trump ‘Standing Alone’ in Blaming Ukraine MSNBC host Joe Scarborough claimed Friday on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that President Donald Trump was “standing alone” on his comments about the Ukraine war and President Volodymyr Zelensky. | Clips
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