Chuck Norris once p
Chuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.
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Walt Disney was afraWalt Disney was afraid of mice.
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Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Watch Series 10 Buyer’s Guide The Apple Watch SE starts at $249, providing an accessible, low-cost option for those interested in owning an Apple smartwatch. The company also now offers the Apple Watch Series 10, which starts at $399, so what exactly do you get…
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Flood watch issued for thFlood watch issued for these San Diego areas as atmospheric river approaches SAN DIEGO (FOX 5/KUSI) — Much of San Diego County has been put under a flood watch by the National Weather Service as an atmospheric river is set to bring the season’s first bands of significant rainfall. The advisory…
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The next Santana Row? CouThe next Santana Row? Council has big plans for California Avenue – San José Spotlight A new proposal to enhance car-free California Avenue with planters, road improvements and a playful “modern optimism” aesthetic won a warm reception on Monday night from Palo Alto’s elected leaders, whose chief regret was that the…
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There is no such thiThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Woke of the Weak: This IsWoke of the Weak: This Isn’t Music You don’t have to be a “boomer” or a snobby jazz enthusiast like me to notice that good taste is now apparently whatever subpar “music” is currently being jammed down our throats by our pop-culture elitists. Take the ghetto mumbling we were supposed…
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