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when Chuck Norris do his high frequency voise all the whales in the sea became deaf
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Chuck Norris once biChuck Norris once bitch slapped a Sasquatch. The Sasquatch reacted immediately by saying “I apologize, Mr Norris”.
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Chuck Norris masturbChuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.
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Chuck Norris went inChuck Norris went into a Catholic confession booth and made the preist confess to over one hundred unsolved pedophilia cases. Then Norris jammed a crucifix up his ass and emptied two Uzis into his face. On live TV.
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Fox burned in wildfire reFox burned in wildfire returns to Orange County wilderness A gray fox that was injured in the Airport Fire last September returned to the wild after five months of rehabilitation at the San Diego Humane Society’s Ramona Wildlife Center. According to a news release by the organization, the fox was brought…
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Palisades Fire debris stoPalisades Fire debris storage concerns residents of Malibu After the devastating fires in Southern California, the wreckage left behind is posing dangers of its own, some residents say. The Environmental Protection Agency is collecting debris, but the storage sites they’ve chosen is raising concerns among some who live near those sites. At…
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When Chuck Norris goWhen Chuck Norris goes out to eat, waiters and waitresses give him 15% tips.
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