Chuck Norris’ wife
Chuck Norris’ wife was hospitalized after she misunderstood when he told her to go to Cox’s Department Store to buy him a seersucker suit. Instead, she went to Sears and bought him a cocksucker suit.
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The longest recordedThe longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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Martin Luther King mMartin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count.
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Chuck Norris can smoChuck Norris can smother a whale with a cue tip.
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Vanyx Luxury Edition CampVanyx Luxury Edition Camper Van Vanyx wants to take camper vans into the luxury realm of Bentley and Rolls-Royce — with a price tag to match. Built in Germany, the Vanyx uses a standard-size MAN TGE 180 4×4 chassis measuring 236 inches long. Vanyx installs…
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Once a player found Once a player found Chuck Norris on super smash bros for 3DS. He was instantly beaten from Chuck Norris when the Challenger round started. Developers of super smash bros said that the Chuck Norris guy was a easter egg. It was removed for being too powerful after 2 days.
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