Chuck Norris gave b
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself.
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US Olympic track star KenUS Olympic track star Kendall Ellis says she was scratched 4 minutes before 4x400M relay, left ‘blindsided’ American track star Kendall Ellis said she was scratched from the 4×400-meter relay on Saturday with four minutes to spare, leaving her “blindsided.”
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I asked my wife if II asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. : She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.”
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Federal judge hears requeFederal judge hears request to block an upcoming nitrogen gas execution in Alabama MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The state of Alabama urged a federal judge Tuesday to allow the nation’s fourth execution with nitrogen gas to proceed next week, but a doctor who witnessed an earlier execution by the new method told…
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A school decided to A school decided to motivate its students by putting up “Chuck Norris is Watching You” posters around the building. Within 2 months, discipline problems fell to zero and test scores went up 300%.
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Woman airlifted to hospitWoman airlifted to hospital after crash at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, DNR says GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WOOD) — A woman was airlifted to the hospital after an all-terrain vehicle she was driving flipped over on her at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, officials say. Around 1:15 Sunday, a woman was driving the 4×4…
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Thunder is just anotThunder is just another result of Chuck Norris sneezing.
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