The only reason why
The only reason why you feel hot like sh*t is because Chuck Norris sh*t on you.
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Chance of strong atmospheChance of strong atmospheric river storm grows, as does risk of mudslides in L.A. burn scars There is now a 30% chance of intense rain between Feb. 12 and 15 in Los Angeles, Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties, the National Weather Service said.
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TLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land CrTLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land Cruiser This TLC4x4 FJ142 is more than another restored FJ62 Land Cruiser. Underneath the ’80s-era FJ62 body is a 1992-1997 FZJ80 chassis with full-time four-wheel drive and modern brakes, wrapped in the classic style of the FJ62. Under the hood is…
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When someone tells CWhen someone tells Chuck Norris the world doesn’t revolve around him, they start floating away.
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Chuck Norris eats coChuck Norris eats cold beans out of the can and thinks he’s the next fucking Gordon Ramsey.
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Chuck Norris never “Chuck Norris never “attempts” to kill. He succeeds.
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