Elmo was originally
Elmo was originally blue and had a deep voice. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him 4 times. The last kick changed his voice.
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Hitler didn’t shoot Hitler didn’t shoot himself he shot at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has bafChuck Norris has baffled mathematicians by dividing by zero.
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Today I will be mainly loToday I will be mainly looking at, Phosfluorescently Supply Pandemic Initiatives
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Every attractive womEvery attractive woman on Earth either gave her virginity, or will give her virginity, to Chuck Norris.
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7 Subtle Signs That Show 7 Subtle Signs That Show You a Person Has a Lot of Money in the Bank eclipse_images / Getty Images While shiny cars and giant houses might catch your eye, truly wealthy individuals can be harder to spot. Luckily, financial experts have identified key characteristics t…
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Chuck Norris keeps aChuck Norris keeps a machete hidden inside his foreskin.
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