Some people check t
Some people check their horoscope. Chuck Norris consults his Norriscope. It’s usually a set of co-ordinates and the words ‘KILL’ or ‘SEX’.
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Chuck Norris has theChuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris won’t bChuck Norris won’t be Mr. Rogers’ neighbor.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Republican ‘Can’t GuarantRepublican ‘Can’t Guarantee’ Trump-Backed Budget Cuts Won’t Hurt Veterans Republican Representative Greg Murphy of North Carolina said he “can’t guarantee” that budget cuts won’t negatively affect veterans. Newsweek reached out to Murphy’s office via email Monday evening for comment. … Click to Continue »
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Nueva fuga de presos portNueva fuga de presos porteña: seis hombres maniataron al jefe de la alcaidía de Caballito y escaparon en un taxi Seis presos se fugaron este domingo de una alcaidía del barrio porteño de Caballito, y la policía logró recapturar rápidamente a dos de ellos, mientras se busca a los cuatro restantes,…
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