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CHP vehicle rear-ended byCHP vehicle rear-ended by suspected DUI driver on HWY 41 FRESNO, Calif. (KSEE/KGPE) – A Merced man has been arrested on suspicion of felony DUI following a three-car crash involving an on-duty CHP vehicle, the California Highway Patrol says. Around 1:30 a.m. Sunday, the CHP says one of its patrol units had…

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Mr. T threw a punch Mr. T threw a punch and Chuck Norris met his punch with a round house kick……. The result was the 80’s.

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