Every time Chuck No
Every time Chuck Norris kills somebody, Danny Trejo gets another pockmark.
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Man wanted for elder abusMan wanted for elder abuse, battery in Fresno County, police say CLOVIS, Calif. (KSEE/KGPE) – The Clovis Police Department is asking for the public’s help in locating a 56-year-old man wanted for elder abuse and battery. Police say the man is 56-year-old James Light of Fresno County. They say he is…
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Chuck Norris has nevChuck Norris has never plugged a toilet. They’re afraid of what will happen if they don’t take his Shit.
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Daniel Boone was knoDaniel Boone was known to wear a coonskin hat. Chuck Norris often wears a live wolverine for a hat.
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Todays affirmation : – :Todays affirmation : – :- It’ll feel magical when it’s working
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Chuck Norris once keChuck Norris once kept a woman on the verge of orgasm for 97 days. When he let her have it, it shook chunks of brick out of her apartment building.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not walk dogs, his cats do.
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