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One day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris RoWhen Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks your ass you say thank you sir may I have another.
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Bell takes only lead in OBell takes only lead in OT to edge Hocevar and Larson in another thrilling NASCAR finish in Atlanta By CHARLES ODUM Associated Press HAMPTON, Ga. — Christopher Bell celebrated a drought-ending victory for himself and Joe Gibbs Racing after a dramatic comeback in Atlanta. Bell edged Carson Hocevar…
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Particle physicists Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris’s fist.
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Chuck Norris masturbChuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris masturbating.
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Paul McCartney to rock thPaul McCartney to rock the Bowery for 2nd surprise NYC concert Paul McCartney to rock the Bowery for 2nd surprise NYC concert Tickets for the show are already sold out, with last night’s concert having sold out as well. Tickets for the show are already sold out…
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Austin Hill wins hometownAustin Hill wins hometown race in Atlanta after last week’s engine failure letdown (NEXSTAR) — After a commanding lead, running front-of-the-pack for 146 of 163 laps, Georgia native Austin Hill took home a victory at Saturday’s NASCAR Xfinity Series’ Bennett Transportation & Logistics 250. The win follows Hill’s heartbreaking loss at last…
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