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Chuck Norris once kept a woman on the verge of orgasm for 97 days. When he let her have it, it shook chunks of brick out of her apartment building.
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A grocery store cashA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. : I told her “No, thanks. The carton works fine”.
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Protestors send message tProtestors send message to Sacramento County: Keep cars out of Sailor Bar As Sacramento County gets ready to reopen part of the American River Parkway to cars, some are speaking out against the move. More than 100 protestors showed up at Sailor Bar in Fair Oaks to show why they don’t want…
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Anywhere Chuck NorriAnywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant
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Coast Guard stops boat caCoast Guard stops boat carrying 21 illegal immigrants heading toward San Diego The U.S. Coast Guard on Monday evening intercepted a boat carrying 21 illegal immigrants from three countries headed toward San Diego. U.S. Customs and Border Protection notified Coast Guard official…
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Aluminum recycler NovelisAluminum recycler Novelis targets up to $12.6bn valuation in US IPO Novelis, owned by Indian billionaire Kumar Mangalam Birla’s Hindalco Industries, is targeting a valuation of up to $12.6 billion in its initial public offering in the United States, the aluminum products maker said on Tuesday. The world’s largest recycler of aluminum, whose…
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