One day Chuck Norri
One day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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Relationship Status:Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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US Olympic track star KenUS Olympic track star Kendall Ellis says she was scratched 4 minutes before 4x400M relay, left ‘blindsided’ American track star Kendall Ellis said she was scratched from the 4×400-meter relay on Saturday with four minutes to spare, leaving her “blindsided.”
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US deports 119 migrants fUS deports 119 migrants from several nations to Panama PANAMA CITY, PANAMA — Panama has received the first U.S. flight carrying deportees from other nations as the Trump administration takes Panama up on its offer to act as a stopover for expelled migrants, the Central American nation’s president said Thursday. “Yesterday a…
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Today I will be mainly loToday I will be mainly looking at, Seamlessly Administrate Focused Deliverables
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Avoid mixing Ginger Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.
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There is no such thiThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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