One day Chuck Norri
One day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris’ penis Chuck Norris’ penis is so massive that kids lose baseballs and frisbees on it
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A short honeymoon for CatA short honeymoon for Catholics in D.C. as Vice President Vance clashes with bishops on migration By PETER SMITH, Associated Press The sense of Catholic unity didn’t last long. Less than a week after Vice President JD Vance shared the inauguration stage with a senior Catholic cardinal, Vance pick…
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GIGABYTE GeForce RTX 5090GIGABYTE GeForce RTX 5090, RTX 5080 AORUS XTREME Waterforce GPUs confirmed with liquid metal GIGABYTE confirms it’s using liquid metal for its new GeForce RTX 5090 and RTX 5080 AORUS XTREME Waterforce graphics cards, ready for PC gamers.
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Toyota’s shining reputatiToyota’s shining reputation is hit by another unfixable issue In the late 1980s and early 1990s, storied Japanese automaker Toyota (TOYOF) sold its cars with a simple tagline: “I love what you do for me.” The simple phrase described the feeling of owning one of Toyota’s inexpensive, stylish, feature-rich cars with bulletproof reliability, as…
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After John Lennon’s After John Lennon’s murder in 1980, the only person ever considered for his replacement in the event of a Beatles reunion was Chuck Norris.
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Olympic gold medalist VerOlympic gold medalist Vernon Norwood returns to Morgan City MORGAN CITY, La. (KLFY) — An Olympic gold medalist returned to his old stomping grounds of Morgan City on Wednesday for a meet-and-greet at the Morgan City Municipal Auditorium. Vernon Norwood was celebrated by family, friends and the community in grand fashion after…
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