Every time Chuck No
Every time Chuck Norris kills somebody, Danny Trejo gets another pockmark.
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Everyone is born nakEveryone is born naked and crying, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was born dressed as a little soldier, and came out marching.
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When you ask Chuck NWhen you ask Chuck Norris for directions, he’ll give you a roundhouse-kick to the face and you’ll land exactly where you need to be.
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When he was four, ChWhen he was four, Chuck Norris could use his Etch-A-Scetch like an iPad.
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Zen Advice He sufferZen Advice He suffers more than necessary, who suffers before it is necessary. Author Seneca
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Chuck Norris was theChuck Norris was the Fourth Wiseman. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of Beard. Jesus loved it so much the other Wisemen were jealous of his obvious gift favoritism. They then used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. All three later died mysteriously from roundhouse-kick related issues.
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