Chuck Norris keeps
Chuck Norris keeps a machete hidden inside his foreskin.
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After each of his trAfter each of his trademark orgies, Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He instead hangs upside-down from the ceiling and stares at his chosen ones until they put their clothes on and get the fuck out so the next group can enter.
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Coast Guard stops boat caCoast Guard stops boat carrying 21 people near Point Loma SAN DIEGO (FOX 5/KUSI) — The United States Coast Guard interdicted a panga boat carrying 21 people of various nationalities near Point Loma Monday evening, according to a news release Tuesday. Around 10:45 p.m., Coast Guard personnel were notified by U.S….
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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Chuck Norris can squChuck Norris can squeeze carviar out of a lemon.
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Evacuated residents wait Evacuated residents wait hours for a chance to return to burned LA neighborhoods Residents anxious to see what had become of their properties after the Palisades Fire ignited on Jan. 7 waited in their cars for hours Tuesday to return to their neighborhoods after officials lifted the last remaining evacuation orders.
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