Judge: “I sentence
Judge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…”
Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…”
Judge: “Learn Java!”
Me: “Damn.”
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Machine Learning Model foMachine Learning Model for Complete Reconstruction of Diagnostic Polarimetric Images from partial Mueller polarimetry data arXiv:2409.13073v1 Announce Type: new Abstract: The translation of imaging Mueller polarimetry to clinical practice is often hindered by large footprint and relatively slow acquisition speed of the existing instruments. Using polarization-sensitive camera as a detector may reduce…
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Bugs in rugs are as Bugs in rugs are as snug as Chuck Norris
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There is no such thiThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris gets arChuck Norris gets around in a monster truck instead of a buggy when he’s playing golf.
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I pledge allegiance I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Chuck Norris, indivisible with liberty and roundhouse kicks for all.
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The RAT Algorithm Finds IThe RAT Algorithm Finds Its Way Introduction Imagine a robot in a maze trying to find the exit efficiently. The Rat in a Maze problem illustrates this scenario, and it’s a great way to learn about backtracking algorithms. This algorithm isn’t just for mazes—its principles are widely applicable in fields like…
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