Chuck Norris once trChuck Norris once tried to teach a fat, stupid kid Martial Arts. Unsuccessfully. The kid grew up to be Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris would lChuck Norris would love to bring your daughter to the slaughter.
Three car garage: Jaguar I-Pace, Land Rover Discovery and Skoda Octavia award winners, all for £45kThe results of the Auto Express New Car Awards were announced this week with the fantastic Skoda Elroq taking the overall win. It also got us thinking about previous champions and what we’d like to fill our imaginary driveway –…
Chuck Norris has a wChuck Norris has a wallet made of face.
Chuck Norris’s shadoChuck Norris’s shadow weighs 250 pounds and can kick your ass .
Chuck Norris once moChuck Norris once mowed his lawn… With a Nail clipper