Judge: “I sentence
Judge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…”
Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…”
Judge: “Learn Java!”
Me: “Damn.”
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Todays quote : – :- WhatTodays quote : – :- What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It’s the same as that between Hillary’s ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.
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10 cheap cars to buy now,10 cheap cars to buy now, according to Consumer Reports Tariffs were one of President Donald Trump’s biggest campaign promises, and they have become a reality, albeit with a few caveats.Among the 50+ executive orders Trump signed within his first three weeks in office was one implementing an additional 25%…
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Some have said to seSome have said to seeing Chuck Norris levitate. Truth is, Earth just moves down when he farts.
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The Electric BMW M3 Will The Electric BMW M3 Will Sound Like A Gas Car Inside Automakers with a history of making good sporty cars are finding it difficult to replicate the same visceral feeling that kept buyers coming back to their cars for decades. Honda is trying to make an electric Type R, but…
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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‘Important Victory’: Judg‘Important Victory’: Judge Directs Health Agencies to Restore Web Materials Taken Down After Trump Order A federal judge has implemented a temporary restraining order forcing the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to restore several webpages and datasets…
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