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Chuck Norris dung glows in the dark and emits a barely audible hum.
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Junkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep CJunkyard Gem: 1992 Jeep Cherokee with 350K miles A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris’s foot.
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Chuck Norris can herChuck Norris can hermetically seal a can of whoop ass and disguise it as a trick or treat gift for his annoying neighborhood kids.
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McGayver can make a McGayver can make a plane with anything. But Chuck Norris comes and takes the plane.
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