Chuck Norris is so
Chuck Norris is so hard that he mows the lawn with his teeth.
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Chuck Norris has nevChuck Norris has never plugged a toilet. They’re afraid of what will happen if they don’t take his Shit.
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The meteor that blewThe meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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New Yorkers rally for RobNew Yorkers rally for Robert Brooks outside the Onondaga County DA’s office SYRACUSE, N.Y. (WSYR-TV) — About 50 people gathered outside the Onondaga County District Attorney’s Office calling for murder charges to be brought to the Marcy Correctional employees involved with the beating of inmate Robert Brooks. Onondaga County District Attorney…
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Today I will be mainly loToday I will be mainly looking at, Assertively Conceptualize Goal-oriented Methods Of Empowerment
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Chuck Norris scratchChuck Norris scratches his back with a circular saw.
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