Chuck Norris can dowChuck Norris can download iTunes to an 8-track player.
when Chuck Norris dowhen Chuck Norris doesnt pay the rent, he evicts his owner.
Once, after chuggingOnce, after chugging a gallon of Captain Morgan Rum, Chuck Norris french kissed a transexual frog. Nine month later, Chaz Bono was born.
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TRUMP EFFECT: Single-Day TRUMP EFFECT: Single-Day Migrant Apprehension Numbers on Southwest Border Fall Below 200 The apprehension of migrants along the southwest border with Mexico fell to a historically low level on Friday, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety. Agents encountered 199 migrants on Friday, compared to 4,393 one year earlier. | Border…
Chuck Norris went loChuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled…