Chuck Norris was in
Chuck Norris was in Terminator 2. He was Judgement Day.
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Willy Wonka’s chocolWilly Wonka’s chocolate is made from a derivative of Chuck Norris’ shit.
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After Chuck Norris aAfter Chuck Norris ate a shrimp cocktail & a peanut butter sandwich, he won this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine for ridding the world of anaphylactic shock.
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Colten: Chuck NorrisColten: Chuck Norris Plus your mom plus you equals two bodies lying in a huge pool of blood and a diabolical smile on Chuck Norris’ face.
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Cardinals acquire utilityCardinals acquire utilityman Michael Helman from Twins in exchange for cash With less than two weeks remaining before their first full-squad workout of spring, the Cardinals acquired utilityman Michael Helman from the Minnesota Twins in exchange for cash. The move, which was…
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Zen Advice Your chanZen Advice Your chances of success in any undertaking can always be measured by your belief in yourself. Author Robert Collier
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Chuck Norris once beChuck Norris once beat John Wayne in a armwrestling match. But, that was when he was 1 and a half.
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