Chuck Norris’ penis Chuck Norris’ penis is so massive that kids lose baseballs and frisbees on it
Mercy is the better Mercy is the better part of justice.
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Coast Guard intercepts boCoast Guard intercepts boat near Mission Bay SAN DIEGO (FOX 5/KUSI) — A U.S. Coast Guard crew detected two boats offshore of San Diego Friday evening, and took three illegal migrants from one boat into custody while the other boat fled south across the border. According to the Coast Guard, two boats…
Starting Lineup: PennzoilStarting Lineup: Pennzoil 400 at Las Vegas Michael McDowell rocketed to his first pole position of the 2025 NASCAR Cup Series season, and his seventh career pole Saturday afternoon at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The driver of the No. 71 Spire Mo…
It should be blatantIt should be blatantly obvious to all, but it still bears repeating: never, ever, EVER ask Chuck Norris to take his boots off when he enters your house.