Eight bytes walk in
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes.
“Make us a double.”
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t buy wine. He just stares at a bottle of Welches Grape Juice and it turns into 1945 Chateau Mouton Rothschild out of fear.
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acid rain happens whacid rain happens when CHUCK NORRIS piss
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Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest gamer. He completed every possible scenrio in Skyrim while standing on his head, blindfolded, wearing earplugs, hands tied behind his back, with an arrow stuck in his knee…& while using an old Guitar Hero controller. Awesome!
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Act Quick, One of Our FavAct Quick, One of Our Favorite Vacuum Cleaners Is 25% Off for Presidents Day Presidents Day deals are in full swing. If you were looking for some floor-care goodies like a new cordless vacuum, you’re going to want to make the most of this deal. That’s because one of our…
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Chuck Norris can lanChuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot.
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Olympic gold medalist VerOlympic gold medalist Vernon Norwood returns to Morgan City MORGAN CITY, La. (KLFY) — An Olympic gold medalist returned to his old stomping grounds of Morgan City on Wednesday for a meet-and-greet at the Morgan City Municipal Auditorium. Vernon Norwood was celebrated by family, friends and the community in grand fashion after…
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