The expression ‘kee
The expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
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Debugging is like beDebugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer at the same time.
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The speed of light iThe speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. Chuck Norris’ speed is unable to be calculated.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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Vehicle pulled from high Vehicle pulled from high water in eastern Kanawha County, road closed UPDATE: (11:47 a.m. Friday, Jan. 31) – The vehicle stuck in high water in Handley has been pulled out. The roadway remains closed at this time. HANDLEY, WV (WOWK) – Crews are working to pull a vehicle from high water…
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Steven Seagal crosseSteven Seagal crossed the road because Chuck Norris stuffed Seagal’s head up a chicken’s ass.
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Monster 4×4 camper van isMonster 4×4 camper van is a go-anywhere work and camp machine Don’t let its bright, friendly stripes fool you – the Iveco Daily Switch 4×4 was the meanest-looking camper van at the year’s largest RV Show. By far. The towering RV was also among the show’s most versatile, combining Iveco’s highly…
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